Lyrics

Katy Perry walked up to me
Just as sweet as she can be
She got down upon her knees
And said, oh pretty pretty please
If you teach me how to rock
I will gladly suck your caulk
If you teach me how to roll
I will gladly sell my soul

Miley Cyrus came up to me
Just as sweet as she can be
She got down upon her knees
And said, oh pretty pretty please
If you teach me how to rock
I will gladly suck your caulk
If you teach me how to roll
I will gladly sell my soul

Taylor Swift strutted up to me
Just as sweet as she can be
She got down upon her knees
And said, oh pretty pretty please
If you teach me how to rock
I will gladly suck your caulk
If you teach me how to roll
I will gladly sell my soul

I only want to educate, illuminate, instigate
I only want to rectify, sanctify, vilify
I only want to illustrate, instigate, contaminate
I only want to harmonize, mesmerize, scandalize


Then I’ll go on Howard Stern
And tell him everything I learned

(Don’t worry)
I don’t know who you are
I don’t know who you are
I don’t know who you are