From the recording Comet Brain
Lyrics
Avon Ladies
I’m tired of making the first move
I want her to come to me
I’m tired of being rejected
But I don’t want to stay lonely
So come on to me, lady
Fulfill my fantasy
I want to see, lady
Show me how it can be
I dream of her coming to my door
She smiles as I show her in
She pulls off my shirt
And pulls up her skirt
And she nails me right on the floor
So come on to me, lady
Don’t sell me no cold cream
Come on to me, baby
Prove that it ain’t no dream
I ask her how much do I owe her
For you, boy, there is no charge
As long as you keep us in practice
There’s Dottie, Louise and Marge
Come on, baby, you can do it
It’s so easy, nothin to it
On the streets or on the sea
Come on to me
If you’re selling love
Just give me a shove
And I’ll take all you’ve got
Come on to me, yeah, come on to me….
Come on, come on!

