From the recording Tomorrow's Reminder
Lyrics
Computer Dating
I get confused when I try to choose
A girl for myself, oh Lord I need help
There’s too much delusion
Too many to choose from
I find ‘em then lose ‘em
Oh Lord I need help
I went to the site to find Mrs. Right
They fed my data and said see ya later
When she came to my door, I knew I could score
Her circuits were hot and I wanted more!
It takes all the mess and fuss out of mating
Everybody’s going to computer dating
She hasn’t got it all but she’s got a lot
She’s better than a girl
She’s a robot!
I don’t worry ‘bout living in sin
When I got it up, I just plug her in
She doesn’t get headaches
She doesn’t talk back
She’s no bother to me til we hit the sack
It takes all the mess and fuss out of mating
Everybody’s going to computer dating
She hasn’t got it all but she’s got a lot
She’s better than a girl
She’s a robot!